Juice Box
Like a good pet, She stays largely under the radar until she wants something or is having a problem - then, like a bad boss, she'll donate her anxiety to whomever is around to recieve it. Since she doesn't have a job, it's safe to assume that her home is paid for through some form of disability pension.

Mr. Honey
He may be an uncanny salesman, or simply a bully who knows how to pick a patsy, but either way Mr. Honey burns through his earnings with his unwise spending habits. Among the worst of these is a tendency to purchase stigmatized property with the belief that he can spin their horrid histories into selling points. He can't.

Tape Deck
One of many ephitets he is accustomed to, Tape Deck is Mr. Honey's spiritually abusive half-brother. Though Tape Deck is open with his hatred for his own father, he seems positive about Mr. Honey's, and will even pal around with him in the middle of the week.

THE AUTHOR
Alex Nesterenko isn't that bad; he's just an Aries. Oh, and an only child.

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